Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Yes, it's February 14th.
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why are fish such good architects?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why was the bee sad?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?