Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Yes, it's February 14th.
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
How did the tree feel in spring?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?