What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Moose tracks.
What do nosey peppers do?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What day is your mom always right?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Where do stars go to college?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?