Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
It was a mean thing to say!
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Where does breakfast live?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?