Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
It was a mean thing to say!
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What makes music in your hair?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What's good for both poker and theater?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?