Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
She just sweeps them under the rug.
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What's black and white and red all over?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What did one plate say to the other?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?