Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
She just sweeps them under the rug.
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Which bug is related to you?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What are you studying in math?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?