Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
She just sweeps them under the rug.
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?