What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes!
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do you call octopus twins?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Where was Noah born?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What does an attorney say when getting married?