What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes!
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What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why did the foal cough?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What dog never pays attention in class?
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Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
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Why are winter days great?
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What do you call a handsome runner?
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Why did the bunnies go on strike?
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What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?