What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
A buzz-ard.
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?