What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
A buzz-ard.
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do you call a small mom?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
How can you make 7 even?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What's the slowest 5k?