What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
A buzz-ard.
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
It's Crowded!
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Where do goldfish go camping?