What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Eggs-ercise
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Which plant has the best roar?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Which cats love to be petted?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?