What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Eggs-ercise
Where do hamsters come from?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What tea do footballers drink?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What animals love to close envelopes?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.