What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
There's mushroom for improvement!
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why are ET's eyes so big?