What did the airline worker name her child?
Stewart.
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?