What did the airline worker name her child?
Stewart.
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why is furniture so generous?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?