What color are all the books in the library?
Red.
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why was the math book sad?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Where do surfers go to school?