What color are all the books in the library?
Red.
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What sweet treat never panics?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Where does the president keep his razor?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What's the richest basketball team?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do you call a dancing sheep?