What color are all the books in the library?
Red.
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?