What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
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Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What's the most determined bird?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What is a cow's dream job?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
How do lawyers say goodbye?