What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
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What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What animal has more lives than a cat?