Which is the worst season?
Tax season.
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Where do old bowling balls end up?