Which is the worst season?
Tax season.
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do elves learn in school?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?