Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
His eggs were dyeing!
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What do jokesters study in college?
How is life like toilet paper?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Families are like fudge.
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?