Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
His eggs were dyeing!
Why do kids love theater classes?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why are frogs always happy?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?