Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
His eggs were dyeing!
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What is blue and not heavy?
What insect runs away from everything?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
When should you start writing a book?