Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
His eggs were dyeing!
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why do cats love to work?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Which animal will never go bald?
Which family member has tusks?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?