What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
A rat tail.
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why was the mime upset?