What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
A rat tail.
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What did autumn say to summer?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?