What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
A rat tail.
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What did summer say to spring?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?