Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do cows like to dance to?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?