Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What is a robot's favorite snack?