Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Istan-bull.
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What did one plate say to the other?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?