What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Pour Some Sugar on Me.
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What birds make average students?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What bird is losing its hair?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?