What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Pour Some Sugar on Me.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What horn never makes a sound?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
How do you make a bandstand?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?