What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Pour Some Sugar on Me.
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Which singer could always break a five?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What's the world's weakest animal?