What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
A goblin.
Why was the storm actually calm?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What is the color of the wind?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?