What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
A goblin.
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why is money so stubborn?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?