What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
A goblin.
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?