What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
A goblin.
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
How do football players deal with their problems?