Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
They were all from the same litter!
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
How do you wash a lamb?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What bird is always sad?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
How do you organize a space party?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?