What kind of bird works at a construction site?
A crane.
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why did electricity win the race?
The museum curator needed a break.
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do fairies always drink?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?