What kind of bird works at a construction site?
A crane.
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What kind of bird can write?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Which relative loves rice?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
How does a barber get to work?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?