What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Which celebrity always frowns?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What says: oom oom oom?