What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What's E.T. short for?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why are bakers so good at math?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?