What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
A meow-function.
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
We had a discussion about roses.
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do elephants have trunks?