What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
A meow-function.
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?