What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
A meow-function.
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What do you call a sad latte?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?