What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
Which cats love to be petted?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why do cows go to New York?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do elves learn in school?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do nosey peppers do?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?