What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What car can't keep a secret?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What's the opposite of irony?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?