What bird helps you stay dry?
A t-owl.
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
When fish play football, who is the captain?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
How does a cow do math?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?