What bird helps you stay dry?
A t-owl.
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why did the barber win the race?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?