What bird helps you stay dry?
A t-owl.
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?