What bird helps you stay dry?
A t-owl.
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What does an evil hen lay?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?