How do baseball players always stay cool?
They sit near their fans.
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
When do astronauts eat?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?