How do baseball players always stay cool?
They sit near their fans.
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why are stones so good at music?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
How does a cow do math?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?