How do baseball players always stay cool?
They sit near their fans.
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do you call a tired tree?