What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Flag football.
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do Scottish toads play?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What is the coolest country?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do you call a small mom?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
When should baseball players wear armor?