What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Flag football.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
When should you start writing a book?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?