What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Flag football.
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
How does a taco bless the table?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Where does breakfast live?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?