What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Flag football.
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?