Why was the mime upset?
Someone called her a clown.
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do little fish love to play with?
What do nosey peppers do?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What bee is good for your health?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
How did the tree get lost?