Why are English teachers so smart?
Because they're always write!
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why do bees gossip?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do you call a baby monkey?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What country has the most fish?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?