What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the barber win the race?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What bird is always sad?
It's allergy season again?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What's the opposite of irony?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?