What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What fish only swims at night?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What's a dog's favorite city?