What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What vegetables make the best music?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
How do you care for a sick bird?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?