How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
An arm and a leg.
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
How are mountains able to see?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why was the math book sad?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What siblings are always sad?