How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
An arm and a leg.
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
How do fish watch TV shows?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?