Why do plants hate algebra?
It gives them square roots.
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Which farm animals are famous painters?