Why do plants hate algebra?
It gives them square roots.
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What style of music weighs the most?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?