What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
A forklift driver.
What is a whale's favorite sport?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do you call the king of vegetables?