What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
A forklift driver.
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What's the most masculine animal?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?