What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
A forklift driver.
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What did autumn say to summer?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What animal loves Indian food?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What's the politest month?