What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
A forklift driver.
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What sport can waiters play really well?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why did the baby cookie cry?