When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it's a greyhound.
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?