What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Cornhole.
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do bees chew?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
