What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Cornhole.
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What is the smallest lion?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What nationality are most fish?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Where does breakfast live?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?