What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Cornhole.
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?