Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
St. Bernard.
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What makes music in your hair?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why are the mountains so tired?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
How does a taco bless the table?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Which bug is related to you?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why do pigs tell jokes?