Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
St. Bernard.
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?