Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
St. Bernard.
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What's red and smells like blue paint?