Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
St. Bernard.
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?