What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
A mountain lion.
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why do math teachers love March?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What sport can waiters play really well?
How are teens like cats?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?