Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Because of their cold stare.
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What day is your mom always right?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What sport requires no movement at all?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?