Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Because of their cold stare.
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What's a forklift?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do you call a pig thief?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What did the mama goat say to her child?