Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Because of their cold stare.
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?