What dogs are always lying to you?
Bulldogs.
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
How do automobiles fly?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?