What dogs are always lying to you?
Bulldogs.
What did the confused bee say?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Where do kittens go to school?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?