What dogs are always lying to you?
Bulldogs.
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do elves learn in school?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?