What dogs are always lying to you?
Bulldogs.
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do you call an insincere horse?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What sweet treat never panics?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?