Why do hogs play so much football?
They love to throw pigskins!
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What is another name for a cow?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What's the noisiest food?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What animal likes to party the most?