Why do hogs play so much football?
They love to throw pigskins!
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why do cats love to work?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Where does cheese invest its money?