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They love to throw pigskins!
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What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
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Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?