Why do hogs play so much football?
They love to throw pigskins!
Where are average things manufactured?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why are books always so angry?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?