What kind of car do eggs drive?
A Yolkswagen.
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Where do actors go to pray?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
How did the toad die?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?