What kind of car do eggs drive?
A Yolkswagen.
What do you call a pig thief?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why do mice need oiling?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?