What kind of car do eggs drive?
A Yolkswagen.
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why was the bud so shy?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?