Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
The crowd yelled at him to swing!
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What fairy loves to count?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What's a frog's favorite sport?