Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
The crowd yelled at him to swing!
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?