How do horses navigate at night?
By saddle light.
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do teachers do during summer break?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What is the best Christmas present ever?