What is a cow's dream job?
To be a moover.
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What's a priest's favorite food?