What is a cow's dream job?
To be a moover.
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?