What is a cow's dream job?
To be a moover.
What is blue and not heavy?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What was the first animal in space?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?