Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
They only have one tail!
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?