Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
They only have one tail!
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What fairy loves to count?
How do you organize a space party?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?