Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
They only have one tail!
What do you call a Russian flea?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why was the spider so smart?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do golfers drink on the green?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why did the duck cross the road?