What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Thunderwear.
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What day do hands always go to church?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?