What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Thunderwear.
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What animal has the most fun?
Where do chips wear socks?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why can you never find the number nine?