What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Thunderwear.
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why was the broom late for school?
When do cows get tired?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What is a spider's favorite book?