What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe.
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What vegetables do librarians like?