What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe.
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why do bees buzz?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?