What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe.
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Which relative loves rice?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?