What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe.
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What says: oom oom oom?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What nationality are most fish?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?