Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
A flame-ingo.
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why was the musician arrested?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
How do birds threaten one another?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What's the holiest insect?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?