Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
A flame-ingo.
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Where do stars go to college?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?