What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Prankenstein!
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?