What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Prankenstein!
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Can February March?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What games do ants play with elephants?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?