Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Because his car got toad.
What animal makes the best lunches?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
How do you talk to a giant?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Where do stars go to college?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What style of music weighs the most?