Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Because his car got toad.
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why are bakers so good at math?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What is blue and not heavy?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?