Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Because his car got toad.
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What words make the best athletes?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why did the frog starve?