What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
A smarty pants.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
How does a barber get to work?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do you call a singing rodent?
When do astronauts eat?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?