What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
A smarty pants.
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What school subject really rocks?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?