What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
A smarty pants.
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why are goats so funny?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What's black and white and red all over?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?